Be a Lot Cooler if You Did - Unisex T-Shirt freeport Hand-lettered script reads "The Original"

Hand-lettered script reads "The Original" above a yellow circle containing whimsical red and yellow text reading "Bobby McGees Conglomeration" with a cartoon figure in pointed shoes reclining in a clawfoot bathtub

All aboard the pain train

Flanking the mascot

holding a golden saxophone with its feet

A mid-century modern illustration depicts an A-frame bowling alley building in red and blue with yellow awnings and a red line-work parking lot

Be a Lot Cooler if You Did - Unisex T-Shirt freeport Hand-lettered script reads "The Original"Wooderson's entire philosophy fits in seven words, and somehow it works as life advice for every situation involving pizza, rides, or questionable decisions. Gentle peer pressure never sounded so warmly persuasive. Inspired by Dazed and Confused. The Details: Distressed golden yellow block lettering in a chunky, retro bubble style typeface reads "BE A LOT COOLER IF YOU DID" stacked across three lines. Weathered texture throughout the letters gives a